Lindsey Pelas Big Ups on Snapchat

Remember how you used to pass around rumors of where the party was at or who was holding weed for sale back in high school? Word to your mother, all the softcore titty model goods are moving to Snapchat. It’s unclear if this is in anyway related to ISIS and your meme reposting barista roommate ruining Twitter. Or the fact that Zuckerberg returned from paternity leave trying to figure out how his wife got pregnant and triple banned titties on Facebook and Instagram. It’s all happening on Snapchat now. The pretense of these conversations going away after three microseconds only to be witnessed by mute Chinese server farm maintenance crews is completely vanished. This is the epicenter of giant tit selfies and banal non-contextual slogans like ‘crazy banana day’ or ‘this is what’s up’. In the immortal thoughts of every man who’s ever met you since age fourteen, please stop talking. I’m trying to enjoy the technology.

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