Kate Hudson Work Outs Working Out Well for Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson has finally agreed to accept her body. It’s come at or around the time she got gross profit points in Fabletics athletics wear for women. She made the announcement following a discussion of the rigors of being a wealthy mom with two kids in Malibu who struggles to find the six hours a day needed to stretch, workout, and meditate herself into acceptable female form. Kate’s new book, Pretty Happy, reveals the secrets to feeling pretty from the inside out. A happy colon is a happy woman.

It’s about health and mindfulness. Because you can have the greatest body and you can be really unhappy if that’s all you’re working toward.

Women who struggle with pay inequality at the jobs they don’t have love empty words like ‘mindfulness’. Also the freeing concept that having a great body won’t make you happy. The book also touts a series of interactive quizzes for women to make sure they’re on the right track to buying even more books, as opposed to something like a fruit or vegetable. It’s unclear how you have an interactive quiz in a printed copy book, but that’s the least of the duplicities contained within.

There’s a fine line between beautiful rich women inspiring unhappy fat women and just plain ripping them off. If you judge only by results, it’s entirely the latter. Women’s health and fitness sermons are televangelism for the areligious. Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.

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