Kardashians Roll Out Lamar Odom for Kanye’s Shoe Show

It’s unclear if Lamar Odom knew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe Kardashian grabbed Odom’s vegetative state hand and had him sign papers calling off their divorce, he’s become the legal property of the family. Like a show pony trotted out for promotional events and kids birthday parties. His drool cup carefully angled so as not to be picked up by the press photography. This could’ve been unadulterated sad if only Odom hadn’t coded out following an overdose of booze and erection pills at a desert whorehouse. There’s that lingering element of reaping what you sow. Nobody deserves his hell. Blame the first responders who couldn’t foresee this future. Also the doctors who ignored the Do Not Resuscitate If I’m Still Legally Married to Fat O.J. order in his records. Why does Lammy keep chewing on his Air Yeezys?