Jodi Arias Said the Magic Word

Jodi Arias got 200 days of loss of privileges in prison for calling a guard a cunt or a bitch when the guard told Arias she couldn’t get a haircut. The precise heinous word has yet to be verified. Suffice it to say, it’s not something you’d expect to hear out of the mouth of a woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the back while he was showering then shot him a few times because she thought he might not love her anymore. Arias immediately admitted she used the bad word, in contrast to denying her cold blooded murder for five years and costing everybody a shitload of wasted time and energy. Chicks are funny that way. Also dangerous. If you’ve got a girl who crazy digs sex more than you she’s only ever one step away from killing you. It’s riding the razor’s edge. A thrill ride until the razor reaches your balls. Shit like that never happens in the missionary position.