Jared Fogle Appeals

Jared Fogle is appealing his sentence for accessory to a shitload of kid diddling. Fogle pled guilty to the charges of distribution and receipt of child pornography and of traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor in exchange for a maximum sentence of twelve-and-a-half years. Despite the agreement with prosecutors, the judge deemed Fogle too disgusting for a plea deal and sentenced the Subway former fat guy to sixteen years:

“This defendant is obsessed with child pornography and having sex with minors. He fantasized about it in telephone conversations.”

Fogle and his attorneys are appealing the sentence. They argue he’s being punished for his mere fantasies and not for any criminal actions. Suggestion: maybe call them “random thoughts” and not “fantasies.” Like how you randomly thought about where these kids went to school and which of them walked home alone. Semantics aside, the pedophile has a point. Too bad no one cares. Goodbye, Jared.

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