James Harden Lacks Foresight

Khloe Kardashian announced that she broke off her relationship with James Harden because Harden was cheating on her. She has the receipts to prove it. It’s unclear what the hell that means but obviously Harden bought the bluff so he deleted her number from his phone and promised never to paint a watercolor of her rectum ring. You’re fucking a married woman and she’s blasting you in public for cheating. Where did things go so horribly wrong, James? .

When MVP voting rolls around everybody creates the semantics fuss about the definition of an MVP. Is it the guy with the best stats, the guy you’d pick first if you were creating a new team, the best player on the best time. Here’s what it isn’t. The guy who’s balling Khloe Kardashian. Most of us may never understand what it is about Humphrey the Whale that makes so many young black athletes want to bang her. Maybe it’s her ginormous ass or the O.J. blood running through her veins. You don’t have to hypothetically consider what happens to an NBA star who hooks up with Khloe Kardashian. He’s 6’10” and wearing a diaper and currently locked in the Kardashian family basement  muttering ‘kill me’ through a ventilation grate. There’s no wondering how this turns out. You’ll never be MVP.