Jaime King Braless And Emaciated

Not for nothing but we’ve been documenting Jaime King’s descent into Gollum crazy for a couple years now. People and US and E! have been calling her fashionable and outspoken because they make a windfall if she dies. King had a nine pound baby and only put on six pounds. That math never added up. The manner in which she kept posting increasingly slender pregnancy photos of herself while crying about body shaming added up to a whole lot of nuts.

Men who suggest all women are crazy are missing the point. It’s only half. Just like half the dudes you’ll meet wandering the backroads of Syria are super kindly. You really need to figure out which half you’re dealing with if you want to live to see another Super Bowl. Somebody call the EMTs while I hold her down. She’s eighty pounds but it’s all fight.

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