Heidi Klum Models Her Intimates

Heidi Klum is the perfect weapon. She’s tall and slender and blond and speaks flawless English with a European accent. She has a business brain that can calculate the Euro VAT tax to ten decimal places. Her uterus auto adjusts fertility based on the commercial viability of whoever she’s fucking. She’s the survival alien in Species, now worth $75 million and climbing. There are any number of good looking women in this world who want to live in mansions and drink champagne on yachts. To own all that shit and only fuck who you want by forty. That’s some never level achievement. You want a female President who doesn’t need to pad her resume and the young men of American can patriotically tug one out to? Heidi Klum. Update her Wiki and say she was born in Hawaii. Yes, that actually works.

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