Hannah Ferguson in A Thong

There’s something to be said for a woman with a spectacular thong ass. That is, don’t turn around. What your grandma thinks about how pretty you are may or may not translate to how badly that ass makes me want to bring offspring into this world. Your backside is winning the Lotto. Your frontside are the regulations regarding collecting the winnings, the huge percentage taken off the top for taxes, and Cousin Joe calling for the first time in ten years to suddenly see how you’re doing. You’re beautiful inside and out. Mostly out. Mostly rear. Let’s not make this more complicated than it needs to be. Learn to walk backwards and I shall take you as my bride.

Photo Credit: Splash

ETA: I knew I recognized this ass from somewhere:

A video posted by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (@si_swimsuit) on Dec 23, 2015 at 12:52pm PST