Fatter Kim Kardashian Just Like the Sort of Fat Kim Kardashian

If you’ve ever watched Bravo’s Shahs of Sunset, you’re a fucking idiot. God gave you genitals and opposable thumbs. You have something better to do. Highlights of the show include nothing. Lowlights include Mercedes “MJ” Javid. I know there’s a math formula for exponential growth, but for reasons of simplification, let’s just call her diabetic. Javid is often  called the “plus-size Kardashian” which is probably selling the real Kim Kardashian short. Javid recently did a photo shoot mimicking Kardashian’s nude desert shoot. Nobody remembers that desert shoot because when you picture Kim Kardashian naked, you invariably picture shitting on her face in the garage.

It takes work to be the shittier version of Kim Kardashian. Javid is fulfilling her lofty dreams by being as sedentary as possible in very little clothing. She posted a nip-slip pic of herself on Instagram that she later removed, feigning disbelief while pouncing on the opportunity to beat her fat breasts in support of BBW pride. Her ultimate goal is unclear, though it’s safe to say we need to form a committee to try and thwart it.

Photo credit: Mercedes Javid/Instagram