David Arquette’s Sister No Longer Trans

David Arquette revealed that his sister, Alexis, is no longer transgender. She now refers to herself as “gender suspicious”. It sounds like just another idiotic gender label until you see Alexis Arquette and realize it’s perfect. Suspicious in the least. I’d vote to convict before hearing the charges. He did it. She did it. Help me, your honor, why is her tongue bleeding?

Arquette changed her designation after reality TV tranny Caitlyn Jenner came to be. As a rule, the minute suburban sixty-five year olds embrace anything, it’s no longer edgy. Arquette believes that Jenner horribly perpetuates the stereotype that the transgendered are merely grown up spoiled children using their own bodies to create the latest new toy. Once your past playing competitive sports age, tits do seem like a decent addition. Dresses are easier than pants. I could go on, but until I become an inmate at a state correctional facility, I can’t afford to follow where this leads..

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