Britney Spears Double Penetrated in Concert

Would you want your wife engaging in this kind of performance in public? Try that question with and without the $250,000 a night pay stub. We are labeled content too risky for corporate sponsors. Starbucks and Pepsi don’t seem to care Britney’s being gang banged by topless gay men on a bucket list adventure. This wouldn’t be allowed at the strip club down the road. I demand justice. Where’s my hashtag. Oh, my god she’s crowning. Somebody call her legal guardian.

Photo Credit: Britney Spears Performs “Touch Of My Hand”