Yolanda Foster Seems Unhealthy

caption: Yolanda Foster with daughters Gigi and Bella at the first ever Global Lyme-Free Gala

Yolanda Foster is the Dutch model who married real estate rich guy Mohamed Hadid and made some large number of kids then married music producer rich guy David Foster and then announced she has Lyme disease. In that order. Foster announced her elusive to detect illness on her housewife reality TV show and subsequently began writing letters from her crypt explaining how the disease was rendering her bed-ridden and barely able to write. Though she willed her disease into remission for big dress up parties and splendid weekends in Napa. Lyme disease is very capricious like that.

Her audience grew restless when it became clear this was going to be a fifty year long battle. Foster then dropped the news that two of her teen kids also have Lyme disease. That’s when even the delirium tremens mannequins she shares the show with began calling bullshit on her Lyme disease card and cursed the gods for not thinking of it themselves. Foster went faux outrage. This shit always plays out by the book.

With Mohamed’s support, I have managed my children’s healthcare on a daily basis since the day they were born. It is up to no one but us to make claims toward their health status. Shame on those who think it’s OK to spread rumors and provoke doubt about something so heart wrenching.

Yolanda gave a shoutout to her girl modeling at Fashion Week because if you stop partying in Paris then the disease has won. She followed with an short ode to her former breast implants lost in the Lyme battle. A mother should never be forced to choose between her Munchausen syndrome by proxy and her fake tits. If she were black, there could be an Oscar winning bio pic in here somewhere. Curse the twin cruelties of reverse racism and deer tick borne illnesses.

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