WWTDD Done Got Bought

While you were sleeping, WWTDD was sold. I was sleeping too. Though we were not sleeping together.

SK Intertainment purchased the site from SpinMedia. SK Intertainment owns and operates a number of sites including the iconic Mr. Skin, which is why you’ll see their banner floating around here moving forward. Never again shall you bear witness to an endless array of contextually irrelevant ads for Spanx, tampons, and UTIs blockading your browser frame. In the next month or two, the site will receive its first UX and platform upgrade since 2009. If you’ve been here since 2009, then you realize that puke stain you made on the carpet is still there. It’s gross. It’s time to change the fucking carpet. Cheap only gets you so far in life.

The upgraded site will have a much improved photo gallery experience, a video player not called ‘borrow shit from YouTube’, responsive mobile and tablet viewing that mimics desktop, celebrity photos not purchased after hours at Turkish bazaars, and a more versatile discussion forum that will allow me cut and paste ‘that’s what your mother said when I was fucking her’ frequently into comments.

Finally, I’ll be sticking around. I just signed one of those Sea Org deals for ten million dollars paid out over the next one hundred billion years. It’s less than McDonald’s cashiers and hookers make, but there less incentive to replace me with a robot or a Chinese girl in a shipping container.

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