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January 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I wouldn’t let this ring girl stand next to Ronda Rousey. She’s going to make people question Corky’s gender classification. Obscenely attractive women can never really be your friend. It’s like befriending a hurricane. You can’t stop it from flooding that home you keep insisting on rebuilding over and over again below sea level with tax dollars. There is no FEMA for the damage great looking women do without even realizing it. Damn I want to bang this woman. And just like that I’ve broken eleven vows and shamed the semi-literate Thai girl who I’ve taken as my bride. Where do I go to get my humility back? And my 10,000 Baht. Be gone, vixen. Or move that fucking hand. Things are way less complicated with unattractive women.
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