Toni Garrn Tans Topless In Mexico

January 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

You could get sloppy seconds from Leonardo DiCaprio and still be the luckiest man in the world. Well, second luckiest. And already I regret the term sloppy seconds. It needs a re-branding. Like when vintage stores took used jeans and started calling them distressed or vintage. Vintage pussy seems like something I’d impulse buy on eBay.

Toni Garnn went sunbathing topless in Mexico because that’s just what German women do. And not just the attractive two percent. Fräuleins and hausfraus alike revel in exposing flesh whilst abroad on vacation. The billowing flabby flesh of the Bavarian broads naked on the beaches of Southern Europe is a sight to behold. If you want a near substitute, search YouTube for elephant seal mass beachings. Conjure it up while making love to Toni Garnn so you can last more than a couple minutes. Germany gives and Germany takes. It still has no beaches.

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