The AIDS Drug Dude Simply Will Not Die (VIDEO)

Martin Shkreli is working that fine line between anti-establishment rabble rouser and narcissistic asshole. It’s super fine and nearly indistinguishable. Shkreli is out on bail from securities fraud following his Boris Badenov idea to buy a vital The AIDS pharmaceutical and jack up the cost to where nobody with the disease could afford it. That’s like opening a steakhouse in Mumbai. And fucking all the cows in the ass before you butcher them before the startled customers. Then shitting on their carcasses and freestlying raps about Hindus wolfing down White Castle. Only worse.

Shkreli also bought the one and only gold boxed recording of the Wu Tang Clan’s last idiotically marketed album for two million and declared he would keep it all to himself or maybe let terminal AIDS patients listen to just a single track, for the titles to their homes post-mortem. Wu Tang’s Ghostface Killah called Shkreli a bunch of names which got Shkreli to find three black dudes and put them in masks and make a rap feud video laced with threats and a drunk white guy homaging Christian Slater from that week in his teens when he made good movies.

This is the age we live in. Everybody is a reality star. There may never be a thing worse than a Millennial with free time and money. The AIDS was less funny when it wasn’t curable. So was Shkreli.