Rachel Cook Almost Revealing

Female nipple censorship has swept this fair nation with a holy vengeance. It’s one thing to deem women’s bodies so dirty they must be covered head to toe so as not to dishonor Allah or outrage Sister Mary Theresa, it’s another to focus obsessively on the little nubs at the end of tits as Satan’s portal into the land of the righteous. This is the kind of twisted logic that leads girls into believing bareback anal is saving them for marriage. Though that hypocrisy is your classic cloud with a silver lining.

People with loophole morality really are the worst kind. You’re either a sinner or a saint. Pretending otherwise is a massive waste of time and sullying my masturbation material. With all the corruption in our world, nipples on hot chicks is your line in the sand? When your daughter gets ass warts you’ll come to see the error of your ways. Let my nipples go.

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