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Penelope Cruz Topless For Oscar Certainty
January 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I can tell you who’s going to win the Oscars this year. Whitey white white and the Klan brothers. Next year, count on Penelope Cruz. After forty movies where she’s topless and giddy, now she’s topless and gets breast cancer in the film Ma Ma. People seem to be having a huge problem figuring out the recipe for success at the Oscars. Here’s a hint. Breast cancer. Cut to camera two, close-on Angelina Jolie crying in the audience. Don’t forget to thank the great doctors. This is as real as you want it to be.
Photo Credit: “Ma Ma” Moreno Films
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