Gwyneth Paltrow Goopy Ass And Shit Around The Web

January 21, 2016 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is always telling us how to live our lives. She claims if we eat all macrobiotic and shit we’ll look awesome. Judging from her ass the main ingredient in her kale smoothies is cellulite. It looks like a deflated tire. To be fair to deflated tires, they eventually do shut up.

This pic of her in a bikini explains why Mr. Coldplay left. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lia Marie Johnson in a swimsuit is a beautiful thing. (Last Men On Earth)

Rita Ora in her natural habitat: a bikini. (TMZ)

Micaela Schaefer shows off her mammoth tits in lingerie. (Egotastic)

Chloe Grace Moretz is all legs in tight jeans. (Popoholic)

I’m all about the butt. (The Chive)

Sara Jean Underwood and her sideboob came to the party. (Hollywood Tuna)

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