Courtney Stodden’s Mom Falls In Love With Courtney’s Old Man

The Mother Daughter Experiment on Lifetime follows from the never ending line of surgery riddled moms and daughters with substance addictions screaming and crying on camera so that fat women and gay men can have something to talk about on Facebook. It’s unclear how any moral judgement distinguishes this from pornography. You’re either selling the cheapest part of yourself for a few shekels or you’re not.

In the show teaser we learn that Courtney Stodden who is 21 going on a hard stripper 40, accuses her born again mom with fake 50-something tits of falling in love with her husband. That would be the old dude from Lost who avoided statutory rape charges by marrying Stodden before the Sheriff Coltrane could arrest him. I spoke to Courtney Stodden’s mom one time and she told me God had a special plan for Courtney which is either a lie or super embarrassing for God. Search your soul and consider whether or not The Almighty wanted you to get enormous fake tits and con people for a living. Denny’s is always hiring. There’s no shame in being helpful.

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