Chris Brown Trouble With Them Bitches Again

Chris Brown either punched a woman in the face again or thought about it. A chick at Brown’s New Year’s Eve private afterparty at the Palms Hotel in Vegas claims Brown yelled at her to not film him performing on the cell she wasn’t supposed to have, and subsequently injured her while confiscating her phone. That actually doesn’t sound like a crime.

The alleged victim, Liziane Gutierrez, asked to have her named used as she tried desperately to sell her story to the tabloids but without the footage was left with the only recourse of calling the cops. They beat her too, or they thought about it. Brown was eventually written up for possible battery and theft of a gold digging device, but he’d already fled before the cops arrived because this isn’t his first assault rodeo. Get him to the chopper!

If you’re going to set up rules for probation like you can’t punch any more chicks, you might as well establish that you can’t host late night scheming hooker parties in Vegas. One is going to bleed into the other. This shit doesn’t happen in Ames after a Ted Cruz rally.

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