Charlotte McKinney Have Tits Will Travel

Charlotte McKinney became a household name in masturbation fantasy a year ago in a Super Bowl ad. No more Target shopping. This is Barney’s. A t-shirt cost you eighty bucks and there’s a still an Indonesian kid crying on the other end. If you only knew the amazing tits that were going into that tee, Syifa. Get some fucking Bandaids.

McKinney hates being called the next Kate Upton because she works harder than Kate Upton, complains less, and doesn’t need a team of Caltech students with parabolic mirrors to surround her at precisely plotted intervals to make her look not fat. Kate Upton has the first mover advantage but in America we don’t care about how you started, only how you finished. Buy stock in Charlotte McKinney. French Fucking isn’t cyclical.

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