Brittney Griner Ain’t Paying for No Boyfriend Baby

Brittney Griner wants to know the paternity of the baby juice basted into her ex-wife Glory Johnson during their eleven some hours of blissful marriage. The lesbian WNBA couple, not to be confused with no other kinds of couples in the WNBA, agreed to get Johnson knocked up from a fertility clinic so the two could start a family. Johnson started gestating two future super tall twins right about the time the couple began beating the crap out of each other and disrespecting each other’s game. Griner agreed to pay child support for the twins but only if they were anon babies from fertility clinic jizz.

Griner’s now insisting that Johnson skipped the clinic and got knocked up by her ex-boyfriend. Huge lesbo taboo. Worse than wearing a dress. If it’s not a clinic kid, Griner can back out of any child support. At some point somebody will mention the best interest of the children, but it won’t be these two yetis. If you were truly a good mom, you could dunk.

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