Anne Hathaway In Control

Anne Hathaway is the totem head of women obliged to offer a bogus excuse for posting bikini pics. Hathaway fired off a blurry beach Instagram designed to remind everybody that she’s pregnant and her husband isn’t as gay as his boyfriend believes.

So, posting a bikini pic is a little out of character for me, but just now while I was at the beach I noticed I was being photographed. I figure if this kind of photo is going to be out in the world it should at least be an image that makes me happy (and be one that was taken with my consent. And with a filter :). Wishing you love, light and blessings for the year ahead! Annie.

You’re photographed every time you’re at the beach. Your blurry shot from over yonder dune doesn’t magically stop the less flattering paparazzi photos from being published. You know all of this. Thanks, Annie, but I’m choosing light. Don’t ask your husband to quit his bowling league during your pregnancy. Or ever ask to attend.

Photo credit: Anne Hathaway/Instagram