Wheelchair Gang Rolls Out After Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner is in hot water with the disabled for appearing in a wheelchair in seductive BDSM pictorial. Several girls in wheelchairs have taken photos of themselves mocking Kylie because they can’t fathom the principle behind he who laughs last laughs the hardest adage. The magazine quickly made up some bullshit to cover their making fun of the handicapped tracks:

At Interview, we are proud of our tradition of working with great artists and empowering them to realise their distinct and often bold visions. The Kylie Jenner cover by Steven Klein, which references the British artist Allen Jones, is a part of this tradition, placing Kylie in a variety of positions of power and control and exploring her image as an object of vast media scrutiny.

Yeah, I don’t have any idea what that means. So that’s perfect. It’s pretty absurd to assume Kylie has any responsibility for her choice of imagery. You might walk someday. Kylie is never get past forming ‘cat’ in Scrabble. I look which way now, mommy? Looks fade. Smart assholes in wheelchairs go on to run villainous dictatorships well into their golden years. Neither of you will be able to control your bowels at fifty. But you can have people killed who bring it up in jokes. Your glass is half full. Place it gently in your cup holder and take a victory lap.

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