Ronda Rousey Has Given Up

It’s possible Ronda Rousey was entirely built up by the UFC to be their Ali. There’s no way to objectively measure the level of the competition she was defeating with arm bars in the time it takes a rodeo rider to win a trophy and lose his ability to make children. She seems to have conceded the jig at this point, packing that freshman fifteen right back on. It’s like Hugh Jackman after an extended run as a straight character on Broadway. You need to unravel. Rousey’s unraveling with venti mocha lattes. Time to start selling the infomercial grills. You were the greatest.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet