Rita Ora Seasons Greetings (VIDEO)

December 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

People who bitch about Christmas devolving into a celebration of shopping and anxious consumerism have yet to witness these series of stripper videos set to Yuletide costumery. I can’t remember how many days are in the Advent. Christ only knows. Every famous chick eighteen to thirty is contractually bound to shimmy their tits and ass in one of these Love magazine seasonal videos. Mrs. Claus stopped putting out in the 1600’s and Santa needs a quick pop. Breathe, St. Nick. Naughty eventually circles back to nice right around the taint.

Photo Credit: Love Magazine

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