Prince Harry Hugging Animals in Africa

Prince Harry has been in Africa continuing his service to the planet by way of a series of highly photographed deployments into war torn nations, third world slums, and now endangered species nursing in Africa. Individually, each of his deeds are sincere. Collectively, he’s a politician kissing newsworthy babies and hoping nobody asks why he and his family don’t need real jobs.

In Namibia, Harry hugged an injured elephant who’d been wounded by poachers. Poaching is a massive problem in sub-Saharan Africa because ivory thieves and their ilk end up killing adorable Disney character African animals, as opposed to the hundreds of thousands of less cute beasts we happily slaughter daily for burgers. How was your steak last night, your highness. Yes, she had a mother too. Hugs not war. Too late for you, Dumbo. I’m talking to the Prince.