Pamela Anderson Picked to Ring the Playboy Death Knell

Playboy magazine announced that Pamela Anderson will be the cover girl on their final nude issue coming out this month. Starting in 2016, Playboy is committing to content far less compelling than hot naked young woman tits. The hope at Playboy is that men will discover an entirely new side to themselves. Also that Hef will die in his sleep before the place is boarded up. The rate at which the Internet is censoring nudity is fairly alarming. It’s not completely clear why nipples cause hand wringing while ISIS fatwas make Twitter whole, but it’s got something to do with Proctor and Gamble and somewhat ironically, people who read the bible. Playboy itself won’t be missed, but dammit, if we lose the women altogether, the terrorists and your closeted angry high school principal have won. Obama already seems overwhelmed, this might be one we have to tackle. #SoftcoreIsDead. I did my part.

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