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December 23, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Khloe Kardashian continues to share photos of herself positioned like Botticelli’s Venus if Venus had to spend hours contorting her frame because her mom fucked O.J. instead of a more wiry black dude. Khloe’s using the photos to promote her premium pay site whose members can all legally buy guns while a dude who once accidentally took a Bic lighter on a plane can’t. Common sense gun control is truly a misnomer. If this photo were Scratch and Sniff I guarantee you’d feel like it was time to clean out your refrigerator. Nobody said mute sex object was going to be easy. Think of it as fireman who doesn’t respond to fires. Thanks for covering your tits, there’s so little modesty left in this world.
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