Jessica Simpson Is Fashion Signature

Jessica Simpson launched yet another apparel line because stay at home dads and high end vodka don’t pay for themselves. She studied with the physiologists in Tibet to perfect a way to contort her legs so her legs looks less thick. It was time. The line is described as ‘active wear’ which means discount and allowing for substantial muffin top. This is America where we purchase clothing by the square foot. Come along for the ride. There will be drinks and her gay dad will sing. Do you have a Target rewards card? Yes, this is the reward.

Photo Credit: Jessica Simpson