Hillary Clinton Is Extremely Popular

Gallup released its poll of the most liked woman in America and Hillary Clinton won for the 20th time. An odd thing since nobody likes Hillary Clinton. Spin classes packed with middle aged like-minded women at best compare Clinton to their bran diets. A necessary evil that makes them shit semi-regular. I live in Los Angeles which runs about as Democratic as you can get and never once heard a kind word about Hillary Clinton. Bill Clinton, quite different. The women and many men lined up in blue dresses to this day hoping to catch his next volley.

The top most like man was President Obama, followed by Donald Trump and Pope Francis. Oprah snuck in there as well on the ladies. Poll respondents don’t seem to know the names of that many people. You probably weren’t allowed to vote for your mom or your second grade teacher or the barista chick with the big tits you hope is behind the counter when you pay four bucks for a fifty cent coffee. So it’s Hillary Clinton or Madame Defarge from Tale of Two Cities? Which one despises powerful men and is obsessed with murderous revenge again? Both? Fuck, I need more time.

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