Eddie Griffin Explains Away Cosby Rapes (VIDEO)

There’s a not small percentage of the black population who believe that racism alone explains why successful black men are ever accused of crimes. This means Bill Cosby can never be convicted by a jury of his peers. Prosecutors can find all white suburban juries to convict, then be accused of racism. Or find downtown mixed race juries that won’t convict and be accused of incompetence. It’s the Kobayashi Maru and the pudding guy who likes to drug women unconscious and cum in their hair escapes.

Eddie Griffin sounds like an insane motherfucker defending Bill Cosby. He’s speaking for a lot of insane motherfuckers you will never hear speaking in mixed company. Griffin calls the women Cosby raped “thirty-seven bitches” and questions their motives for going to the hotel room of a married man in the first place. Half of that seems fair. Married men are kind of defenseless against scheming bitches.

Griffin attributes the events entirely to 70’s drug culture and slutty chicks trying to get over on a good man who put lots of black students through college. Who puts kids he doesn’t even know through college then rapes women? I don’t know any, do you? If you want a preview of the Cosby defense strategy before black members of the jury, Griffin lays it out. It need not be supported by facts in evidence, it’s rooted in conspiracy logic. I object. Fuck you, sit down.

Griffin notes how Kobe Bryant white hotel receptionist ass rape and Michael Jackson white boy ass rape were expressions of the same white conspiracy to bring down successful black entertainers. It’s unclear what brought down Eddie Griffin, but booze and lack of talent are what the colonialist plantation owners would suggest. Some ten percent of the population believes in improvable racist conspiracy theories about The Man. They represent ninety-percent of serving jurors. Cosby will pay out lots of cash to shut a lot of pie holes, but he will never serve a day in prison.

Lady Justice is weeping. She should’ve skipped the red eye cocktail. Bitch.

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