Candice Swanepoel in A Bikini

There remains one untouchable group of infidels. Supermodels. I don’t care how crazy you are with the jihad, you know better than to go after the world’s great looking women. You start going Allahu Akbar on the finest of the breed and you will be eviscerated the next day with more boots on the ground than boys without beards in your rape tent. Every nation has a different agenda when it comes to geopolitics. Everybody with a dick has the same agenda when it comes to protecting hot women. You’ll let them barf in your car. You’ll certainly kill some nameless dudes in the desert to keep them showing off their tanned asses. We’re all just animals. You make a mistake in assuming your more vicious than the rest.

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