Caitlyn Jenner Lovable Rookie

Even Caitlyn Jenner and her media team can’t get the tranny conversation down to politically correct precision. While Jenner has taken the spotlight a the world’s most famous tranny, she’s still rubbing some gender benders the wrong way with her intense focus on style and fashion and celebrity, as opposed to the more common tranny feelings of depression, suicide, and split ends. In an interview in Time magazine this past week, Jenner noted that she focuses heavily on looking female because the public at large is still very uncomfortable seeing a ‘man in a dress’. Oh, no you didn’t, Vagina Dad.

If you’re not read up to Chapter 7 yet on the Tranny Acceptance Handbook, you might be unaware like Jenner that gender identity isn’t about superficial presentation. It’s about how you feel about your dick on the inside. You don’t need a Vera Wang and a team of stylists trying to shift focus away from your man hands to be a self-identified woman. Jenner apologized by declaring that even after countless hours of sacrificing for the trans community and saving lives of eight million plus or minus a few, he still has much to learn. Which actually isn’t an apology so much as an explanation as told by a narcissist. All the same, he’s your queen. You kind of have to live with him and hope he doesn’t get drunk and decide he wants to be a man again. That would be total defeat.