Bill Cosby Getting What’s Coming

Criminal sexual assault charges were finally filed against Bill Cosby because district attorneys got tired of being asked at holiday parties why they never did shit for fifty years. Cosby’s being charged specifically for the 2004 case of the Temple University chick who he encouraged to take pills and wine as he read her Goodnight Moon and came in her ear canals. AARP members really are far more active than you realize. Read the brochures. Who has the Q-tips?

At 78 and surrounded by a team of high priced lawyers, Cosby will most certainly play this one out until he’s no longer capable of ever serving any time even if there is a conviction. He had already paid off this same 2004 chick to stop squawking about a civil case. Guys make money in the first place mostly to get girls. A bunch of not-rich black dudes went away for rapes they didn’t commit while Cosby has planted his seed into various orifices of chemically subdued women since LBJ and completed skated.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Thanks, dude who killed his wife and got away with it. Celebrity justice is nearly impossible to attain. Get me a jury of my peers and fans and the legally moronic. I know the post office has been downsizing. Who wants free Jell-O pudding pops? No, you can’t have them if I’m in jail. Wanna hear a funny joke? I got a ton.

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