Azealia Banks Bites Bouncer Tit

Azealia Banks is pure with her anger. There’s no subtle digs on social media or walk backs on harsh public statements. Nothing to decode or decipher. She hates mankind and she likes to drink. It’d be super Irish if she wasn’t black.

A female bouncer, which seems like the stupid side of equality, was tasked to escort Banks out of a Manhattan club late night for being a drunk cunt. Drunk cunt is Banks’ permanent state, but occasionally there have to be interventions to let her know we all know. Banks allegedly punched the bouncer chick then bit her on the right tit causing “redness, swelling, and bruising to her breast and substantial pain”. There was a criminal complaint as you’re encouraged to file when violent assholes bite you on your tit. The male bouncers had to muffle their laughter because they don’t have tits and that’s just polite.

Azealia Banks last got arrested for shoving a flight attendant and calling him a faggot on a Delta flight. She explained how the term faggot was one of endearment between her and her super gay friends. Maybe she and her friends chomp each other on their tits instead of hugs and shalom. This arrest has to rise to the level of community service, which hurts Banks more than jail time since it’s tough to pen powerful rap lyrics about picking up styrofoam coffee cups off the side of the FDR. The Man and Dow Chemical keeping you down. Mmm, your tit looks tasty. May I?

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