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December 22, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Cara Delevingne was bitching over the weekend about how the paparazzi are forever trying to shoot up her skirt. The frenzied photographers instinctively know what you’ve got that sells. Cara has a vagina. This blond Brazilian chick has a hiney she raises in the air every ninety seconds like her rectum doubles as a vital NORAD communication link. Cuba has Russian nukes again. Don’t ask me how I know. Keep that shitter pointed at Havana. The Cold War is over, my ass.
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