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December 11, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
It’s always a humdinger when some hot chick in a bikini disrespects the Stars and Stripes. According to my Farmer’s Almanac, this Danger Zone melange violates about seventeen different rules of treating Old Glory like the reverent symbol she is. If this was some ISIS dude wearing only a keffiyeh, we’d have boots on the ground in Syria by noon. The mom you badly want to fuck writhing around an American flag submerged in a pool requires some higher level thinking. Can we deport her after the retributory love making? I’ll be thinking of Betsy Ross so I can last longer. This is for the stars and this is for the stripes. Savages.
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