Rita Ora in A Bikini

The Kardashians still blame Rita Ora for breaking Rob Kardashian’s heart and turning him into a fat hapless fuck. This as opposed to driving his father to an early grave and making Rob watch his mom and sisters fuck for money. Or choosing sock designer as his reality show through line. A fragile kid can only take so much emasculation.

She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we are apart? But I mean 20?!!! How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes all while in a relationship?!

I’m no time management expert, but I’d suggest there’s always time for fucking people who don’t cry so much in bed. Something to ponder over a tall bag of Doritos while filling in Lamar bedside on things that have happened since the Bush Administration.

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