Lindsay Lohan Suffers From Coincidence

Lindsay Lohan posted a photo of herself in 60’s garb on Instagram citing her love of Sharon Tate. Tate being the ingenue actress who Charles Manson family members stabbed to death while eight months pregnant in her home. Lohan posted the photo yesterday on Charles Manson’s birthday which Lohan defenders are claiming is purely unfortunate coincidence. Sort of the way her mom coincidentally borrowed the one purse where Lindsay keeps her stash. It’s hard to know what’s more unbelievable. That Lohan randomly selected to homage a rarely mentioned 60’s murdered actress on the birthday of that actress’ world famous murderer, or that she has defenders. When Lohan posts her I Love Nicole Brown get up on O.J.’s birthday, I’m calling bullshit. Wet brain is a valid medical condition, but it doesn’t explain that double chin.