Kardashian Rapid Whore Response Team Targets Rebel Wilson

It’s been documented by people with lots of free time how Kris Jenner and her team have gone after unfriendlies in the media, targeting their jobs, their reputations, and killing some with Armenian neckties, which I think are just neckties with massive gold highlights. Rebel Wilson claims the Kardashian machine is out to smear her since she made some off-hand comment on Australian TV about the Kardashians being no talent whores. I’m paraphrasing. She said it like everybody else said it, reflexively, it slips out during first thing that comes to your mind games.

Oprah Winfrey stood up for the Kardashians declaring that it’s not easy faking the shit out of a reality show. Oprah mentioned how the Kardashians work 12-14 hours a day fabricating shit on camera to make it look real. I’m not sure Oprah understands the meat of Wilson’s argument. But she understands starving yourself for the cameras. Something Rebel Wilson rejects ipso facto. People are tribal by nature. Bulimics to the left. Enter Khloe, looking troubled. Cut.

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