Josh Duggar Busted Out of Fake Rehab

The Duggar family plane flew through dangerous winds to retrieve Josh Duggar from the Christian addiction center for really noteworthy moral hypocrites. Duggar has been at the center in Rockford, Illinois since being outed over the summer in the Ashley Madison subscriber leak. Duggar confessed that he didn’t just like porn, he fucking loved it, and acted out porn fantasies with paid hookers because there are no free hookers. Considering his last big confession involved fondling his little sisters and their friends during sleepovers, his rabbit fucking adult female prostitutes was seen as a mixed blessing.

The Reformers Unanimous facility focuses on healing the Christian Craigslist casual encounter types by way of hard labor, dedicated bible study, and just a touch of electric shock during commencement week to reinforce classroom learning. Duggar’s windstorm departure half way through the six month program wasn’t violating any rules of the unlicensed rehab facility as participation is entirely voluntary. Although it was disappointing to the guy who applies the alligator clips to your nads:

RU’s goals are graduates, not students. We wish that people would stay to finish – but sometimes they chose not to.

There are many rules, all of which are necessary to create an environment of spirituality and seeking God. The majority of people who leave just don’t like other people telling them what to do.

Duggar is now back in Arkansas facing a lawsuit from a porn star hooker who claims Duggar fucked her too hard. With Jesus at your side, there’s no reason you can’t get through this, Josh. Wait, why is Jesus ten paces back and wearing sunglasses and a fake mustache?

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