Jennifer Lawrence See Through to the Gender Discriminated Moneymakers

Jennifer Lawrence’s gender pay gap whining can be blamed on Lena Dunham and her goose gobbler fat feminist blog. Cookie Puss cajoles female celebrities to invent victimhood bones to get in her gang. Peer pressure is a bitch. Try this cigarette, listen to Pantera, pen an essay about how you’re being ripped off at only ten million for eight weeks of work. The Hunger Games part inane is out which means seven tractor trailers full of cash will be backing up to Lawrence’s driveway to drop off her oppression pay. Bradley Cooper is breathing a sigh of relief. That was getting awkward. It’s not that rich people can’t openly complain about their income inequality, it’s just sometimes prudent to ask yourself, would a Syrian refugee Facebook Like my problems?

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