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November 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Heidi Klum appeared to flash where black German babies from from during her Halloween dress up party. It’s not so shocking save for the fact this is the signal to the U-Boats at sea to begin their torpedoing of Carnival cruise line vessels. Fuck the old people and their pineapple sculptures. It’s possible her bare looking snatch is part of the prosthetics she had her hand selected gay Mormon entourage sculpt onto her body for the evening. Heidi Klum takes Halloween seriously. If that means Jacko sleeping meds for the kids and ditching the panties for the platinum package pay bump, fuck it, mama said boo.
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