Gavin Rossdale Busted by Ratting Nanny

According to Us magazine, which is basically the wild speculation of a fat woman on the divan watching Dr Phil but with a major print magazine behind her, Gwen Stefani busted Gavin Rossdale for a three year affair with the nanny. I’m not sure how your husband fucks the nanny for three years before you find out, but let’s just say you lose your junior detective badge. Rich dads are always fucking the nanny. Rossdale could’ve probably kept on spunking the kids’ caretaker uncaught but the other fucking nanny turned him in:

At the time, the No Doubt frontwoman discovered explicit texts between Rossdale and the nanny — including nude photos of Mann and their plans to meet up for sex — on the family’s iPad. The iPad was linked to Gavin’s phone. One of the other nannies discovered the exchange and told Gwen.

Um, Mrs. Gwen, I know you’re deciding between Lupita and myself for the head nanny position, and I just want to say before you make a decision…. just check the family iPad maybe.

Stefani was said to be ‘mortified, livid, and embarrassed’ when her husband finally confessed to the affair. While Rossdale was said to be ‘modestly relieved’ that Stefani didn’t find out about the half dozen other women he was fucking because you don’t get into a rock band because you desperately love music.

How you come up in the world of pop music and still believe blindly in faithful boyfriends and husbands is inexplicable. It’s like hooking up with an NFL linebacker and expecting not to need extra foundation to cover the facial bruises. I’d feel bad for Stefani but according to the same rags she’s already carrying Blake Shelton’s fetus. There’s some solace in showing up your cheating husband with a quickie bastard baby.

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