Charlie Sheen Has The AIDS

If you had Charlie Sheen in the HIV-positive Hollywood actor pool  then you win not much, since you bet the clear favorite. Last week the U.K. Sun posted a Rolling Stone level of journalism article announcing some A-list actor who got around a lot with the ladies was positive for The AIDS precursor and several of his former flings were planning on suing him. If you’ve got half a Columbo in you the whittling down to straight actor in Hollywood engaged in a ton of drugs and high risk sex with high risk sex workers the name Charlie Sheen popped up like an AIDS lesion.

Sheen is scheduled to go on the Today Show to talk about how he may now die from something other than cardiac arrest or asphyxiation. Expect Charlie Sheen to take the tough guy stance on all of this. I deserved this. I will fight this. My tiger’s blood can conquer The AIDS. It’s unclear if all the porn stars who will be suing him for infecting them with the incurable virus will be quite as stoic. We’ll have to read the legal filings. Or wait for more videos from his exes burning his photos and screaming about how $100K wasn’t enough. Not enough for what? Oh, yeah. That.

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