Best Black Friday Gift to Thineself

November 28, 2015 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I guess this is an ad. Far be it from me to tell anybody how to spend their good Christian holiday cash. Jews I think get free gifts as part of the banking conspiracy. But you could do worse than the $99 special for Lifetime Membership at MrSkin.com or NakedNews.com, both of which remain committed to full frontal nudity in a day and age when every publisher is running from it. That’s nude celebrities onscreen and nude female news anchors, like Brian Williams used to do, or so he claims.

Lifetime Membership to Mr. Skin for Just $99

Lifetime Membership to Naked News for Just $99

Go forth this Black Friday and kick a really old man in the shins. Scream aloud that he’s a Nazi and watch the general public side with you and take him out. Do your shopping online. People who tell you they enjoy going out to the malls this time of year are either mentally unstable or scouting for ISIS.

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