Bernie Sanders Porn Is Titillating

Feminist groups are sweating like vegan marmalade since a Bernie Sanders stream of consciousness essay implying that women dig rape fantasy went viral. Sanders was just a kid at the time, or thirty-one if you’re counting for real. The embarrassing erotica lit was found in a dumpster and handed over to liberal bloggers by nobody knows who. Though if you bet the house on Hillary Clinton, you get to keep the house. She’s very thorough.

A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused. A woman enjoys intercourse with her man — as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously.

You punch that up in a few places and you’ve got a decent letter to Penthouse. Or early manifesto lingo for the Vassar Underground. Feminists consider Bernie Sanders one of the few male heroes in Congress. He votes in complete alignment with their political agenda and can barely maintain a threatening erection. But anything rape culture is the bread and butter of feminist triggers. Expect an internal debate in feminist corridors. Ultimately, each woman, and George Clooney, will be asked to decide for themselves how to feel about Bernie Sanders sexual assault sex prose. Free will will be followed immediately by a central edict on precisely how to think. This is no time for democracy. Lena Dunham just clocked past 200 lb. and she’s the happy one. Code pink!